Potpourri of trivia with Phil and Hank, its QUIZ DAY

A little bit of everything

1. How many animals of each kind did Moses take on the ark?
A) Two
B) Seven
C) None
D) One pair

Answer: C) None
Comment: That was Noah. Moses had other appointments.

2. The printer works perfectly until:
A) Friday
B) You look at it
C) Someone else needs it
D) You are in a hurry

Answer: D
Comment: It senses deadlines like a shark smells blood.

3. When the boss says “got a minute?” it usually means:
A) A minute
B) Two minutes
C) Bring a chair
D) Cancel dreams

Answer: C
Comment: That minute comes with chapters.

4. The email you’ve been waiting for arrives:
A) Early
B) On time
C) When you’re prepared
D) The second you step away

Answer: D
Comment: It watches for bathroom breaks.

5 You put something in a “safe place.” That means:
A) Easy to find later
B) Well organized
C) Hidden from thieves
D) Gone until next year

Answer: D
Comment: Future You is already upset.

6. Viola High School mascot was what  until 1962?

A Falcons

B Eagles

C Blue Jackets

D Red Devils 

7. A simple trip to the store for one item becomes:
A) Quick
B) Efficient
C) $40
D) Cancelled

Answer: C
Comment: You forgot you also needed twelve other things.

8. When you try to leave the house on time, someone will:
A) Help
B) Be ready
C) Need the bathroom
D) Move faster

Answer: C
Comment: Departure triggers plumbing emergencies.

9. When does the clock start in a high school basketball game?

A) When it’s touched the floor
B) On the tip touch
C) On the release of the official
D) Once a team gained full possession

10. Which animal can survive being frozen and thawed back to life?
A) Penguin
B) Arctic fox
C) Wood frog
D) Polar bear

Answer: C) Wood frog
Ice cube today, hopping tomorrow.

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