Cooking with Hank – Slap stack that Bologna

RICHLAND CENTER, Wis (WRCO) – Welcome to cooking with Hank. Do you have the hunger? Do you have a couple of bucks and some bologna? Hank can feed you!

2AM Fried Bologna Slap-Stack”

(A culinary cry for help on white bread)

Serves: 1 tired legend
Time: 7 minutes, or however long you can hold your guilt off

Ingredients:

• 2 slices of white bread (bonus if it’s squished)
• 3 slices of bologna (fried till they scream)
• American cheese (melty and questionable)
• A squirt of yellow mustard (optional but encouraged)
• Potato chips (inside the sandwich—trust the process)

Directions:

1. Slap that bologna in a hot pan and fry it till it curls like your cousin’s bangs at prom.
2. Stack bologna, cheese, and chips between the bread. Add mustard like you’re painting a masterpiece.
3. Smash it together with your hand like it owes you money.
4. Eat over the sink. Crying optional.

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