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Are you in need of extra cash? Do you need a new hair system? Well may we suggest, Narco Wig ? It doesn’t look weird at all and you probably won’t get caught.

Didn’t get enough of Billy McFarland the first time? Well if you feel like getting burned again…may we suggest Fyre Festival 2 ?

The Mona Lisa? Starry Night? The Lobster Phone?! No…someone stole America and authorities have never recovered it from the palace from where it was taken.

Do you love Flamin’ Hot Cheetos? Do you love Pokemon? Well have we got the deal of the century, for you !! But it’ll cost you over $1000 to catch ’em all!!

Good news! If you’re a world class athlete and want to play for the winningest team in MLB history, you can now that AND have a beard !!